Definitions by rpalms

Jizz Pan Hands 

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

Jizz Pan Hands by rpalms September 4, 2009