January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

by Hairybitch January 22, 2021

6th of January

People born on this day are legends and deserve to be given 3 Lamborghini’s, an Elon Musk cyber truck and 762 AirPods.

Wow he’s born on the 6th of January? He must be a rich legend.

by Okie_Boomer December 13, 2019

Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017

January 27

the day a beautiful, smart, and creative person has been pushed out of their mothers v a g i n a. please protect them at ALL COSTS

wow !! that girl must have been born on January 27 !! shes so pretty ahaha

by fishiepeepee October 16, 2019

January 2

Give a girl a kiss day. gay or not you have to do it.

Julia:woah it’s January 2
Lesbian:you no what that means
Julia:frick it I’m gay

by Gay_beotch October 24, 2019

January 16

If you are born on this day there is a good chance you a a sexy motherfucker and a bad ass. You get what you want without being a dick and of course you get all the girls/boys. You could be the President maybe even the Pope.

Dam you were born on January 16? that explains why you get all the girls.

by iitrippii March 25, 2013

January 21

Whoever was born on this day are the baddest bitchs alive. Also if you were born on this day you dgaf

She was born on January 21?? Better watch out she a bad bitch (don’t try her)

by BadbitchzONLY October 19, 2019