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Mama Janes

Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.

It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!
Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."

Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."

Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"

Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"
by A Mama Janes faithful January 15, 2008
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A slang term, used only when one is high on drugs and cannot remember wht they were saying.* sorta like yadda yadda only this was made up by a stoned dj back in 97
I was at the janses and shit and got janses and yo...it's the janses yo.
by A friend of a friend. September 14, 2003
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For instance you could say "i did a great Janeeth last night."
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