Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010

i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

by spacekatt March 19, 2018

issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008

Isosceles Triangle

When you have a raging boner and have to piss at an angle over the toilet while supporting yourself with one arm, and thereby forming an isosceles triangle.

"Man, I woke up with a piss -boner today and had to lean over the toilet while holding myself up on the medicine cabinet. Talk about an isosceles triangle!"

by youngbono June 16, 2016

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen

Name for a kid named Talen Chen who has a massive skill issue. He's going to read this definition and get mad. Skill Issue.

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen is mad that he lost, what a skill issue!

by Jacket_Pocketatiel October 7, 2022

Issell

A very beautiful, outgoing, and life of the party type of girl but don’t get on her bad side

Aye yo call up Issell ain’t no party without her

by Turtlefan2002 June 2, 2020

isserlis

A man or woman who plays a string instrument with intensity and much head-shaking.

Boy, when she hit that climax she did the biggest isserlis I've ever seen!

by Phedra June 28, 2010