hellemond

every hellemond you meet is unnecessarily tall with an intimidating aura that imposes his dominance naturally. they usually have some sort of gucci product (usually fake) and owns a tesla for some god forsaken reason. hellemonds also have a harem, whether its real or made up, we'll have no idea why they attract all the mentally unstable people.

if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.

"hellemond's gucci shirt is obviously fake."

by aerokin June 25, 2021

Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 26, 2019

faith healer

Typically a charismatic individual who claims to be able to use the power of god to heal diseases and other afflictions.

Most 'evidence' for these people consists of vague testimonials for cases where there was either no proof that the person was ill before-hand, or diseases that can simply go in to remission.

Faith healers prey on the desperate and in some cases can actually cause deaths when people abandon conventional medicine because they have faith in the faith healer.

John: Wow, Peter Popoff is an amazing faith healer. I saw him heal some woman's cancer last night.
Steve: How do you know she had cancer in the first place or is actually cured?
John: Peter said she was cured.
Steve: Don't you think it odd that he never heals visible disorders like burns, scars or missing limbs? He only ever heals things that can't easily be seen. Why doesn't God want these people to be healed?

by Sean Kehoe October 26, 2006

Hellen

hellen is hot as fuck everyone want to be friends with hellen sigh

wow hellen ur hot as fuck

by ilyxxx June 21, 2013

hallelujah hollaback

The anthem of the Ghetto Revival.

Ben: "Yo, this place is perfect for the Ghetto Revival."
Clem: "Hallelujah hollaback!"

by johnbrown January 27, 2007

helder

helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff

girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally

by MyName July 10, 2004

Austin Healey

British sports car that started in 1954 and ended production in 1967/68. The first was the 100, or 100-4 for 4 cylinders. then the 100-6, and finally the 3000. When fist introduced, it was a cool car--better than the MG or Triumph crap, but not quite a Jag. It got bigger and more complicated as it went along, however the body style did not change in any significant way in the 13 years it was produced. It went from cutting edge to anachronism.

Dig that Austin Healey 100, it looks like its moving when its standing still.

by thinkpad 20 August 5, 2008