Minnesota goodbye 

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

Minnesota goodbye by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

Ukrainian Goodbye 

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

Ukrainian Goodbye by dudebun January 21, 2010

Irish Goodbye 

When you leave any social enviroment without telling anyone.

Where is that rat bastard Dave? That son of a bitch probably pulled the old Irish Goodbye.

Irish Goodbye by Rad Stevens March 27, 2015

long kiss goodbye

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

long kiss goodbye by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014

Tearful Goodbye 

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

Tearful Goodbye by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

Chines goodbye

In the act of sexual intercorse, then you take your penis out... take a few steps back.. then sprint at full force towards the girl. Jumping in the air to insert your penis back into the anal or vaginal cavity. This obscure method if done right will cause a powerful orgasm for both partners

Oh oh oh oh!!!! * begins chines goodbye*
Them:"Wtf are you doing?"
You:"GOOOOOODBYYYYYYEEE!!!!!!"
*proceeds with the ending of the goodbye"
Both: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only do this after you have been highly trained

Chines goodbye by TheDarkOreo October 27, 2017

covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.

Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.

covid goodbye by h.rahm August 16, 2020