Farthole

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.

As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese

by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022

Fatherlessoliosis

A condition that can only affect males. It is given to a person when a sibling does something so vile that causes the father to go get the milk (i.e. becoming a furry, downloading Genshin Impact, etc). Symptoms include: attraction to animals, feeling like a femboy, wanting to be a discord kitten, and shrinking of the penis. Once the affliction sets in, you have 1 week to live, however, there is a cure. Undo or get your sibling to undo whatever it is they did that made your father leave. If you show any symptoms of Fatherlessoliosis, then good luck, you'll need it.

Armani was suffering from Fatherlessoliosis because his sister decided to download Genshin Impact

by TheDerpyTree June 29, 2023

Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.

Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.

by MoonCzer March 29, 2018

father

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

BITCH i dont know my father

by jack March 9, 2003

Father's Day

a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.

Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Father

Usually the one who can either be the awesome, legendary, kind, strong, perfect father that most American mother's look for in there 30s and regret for leaving in their teens, or the bully that easily angers when you're loafing around, says hurtful things, and was probably a player before he met your mom and helped birth you.

For some strange reason, all the players are the ones who are brought into the family world first, leaving the gentlemen to fix the issues some woman have from their husbands. Doesn't always happen that way, but you do see a lot of fathers ending up divorced because of their past habits.

Margy's true Father was a gentleman. He always opened the door for them, cared for them, and bought them anything they ever wanted. Then for some reason, Margy's mom got bored and went with this other, more handsome, father who ended up abusing them and sleeping with other women. Margy's mom became bitter towards other men because of this and wished that there was someone who would understand her. Of course there was- the gentleman, who went back together with her and made it all seem as if it didn't ever happen. Now that's a true father.

by Gigafrost February 26, 2009

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003