A condition that can only affect males. It is given to a person when a sibling does something so vile that causes the father to go get the milk (i.e. becoming a furry, downloading Genshin Impact, etc). Symptoms include: attraction to animals, feeling like a femboy, wanting to be a discord kitten, and shrinking of the penis. Once the affliction sets in, you have 1 week to live, however, there is a cure. Undo or get your sibling to undo whatever it is they did that made your father leave. If you show any symptoms of Fatherlessoliosis, then good luck, you'll need it.
by TheDerpyTree June 29, 2023
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