Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

Leroy: Mommy, wheres daddy???

Mother: If I knew which one was your father, I swear I would tell you...

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

Ciara: "It's Father's Day? Girl, who's your daddy?"
Bonquiqua: "Momma says she don't know"

Person1:I didn't do anything for father's day.

Person2:Don't worry,nobody does.

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!