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a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.
by Virgin Suicides July 08, 2017
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The most confusing day in Harlem.
Leroy: Mommy, wheres daddy???

Mother: If I knew which one was your father, I swear I would tell you...
by Sexi April 15, 2004
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Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
by Jonathan December 10, 2003
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The most confusing day in the ghetto.
Ciara: "It's Father's Day? Girl, who's your daddy?"
Bonquiqua: "Momma says she don't know"
by A champion at life March 18, 2017
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A day in memory of, and celebrating fathers.Often overlooked.
Person1:I didn't do anything for father's day.

Person2:Don't worry,nobody does.
by ...............hilo June 18, 2007
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Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
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The most confusing day in Harlem
Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!
by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003
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