Felonosifate

When a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it.

"Wanever someone calls me fuckin stoopit I jus use a big word in my fuckin vocalbularly, like felonosifate, wich means, like when a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it."

by DoogieHowser1 March 16, 2010

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

NF Felon

1) an NFL star who has been indicted on a felony charge

2) An obsessed football fan/onetime high school football player who is so creepy, odds are they are either a pedophile or rapist, or both. Usually resembles a plump, rodent-like creature.

1) After the dog fighting came out, Michael Vick became an NF Felon.

2) Girl: Ew, Maddie, that weirdo is totally hitting on you!
Maddie: OMGSH he is such an NF Felon!!!

by theistallion November 30, 2011

pre-felonated first name

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

by jayskind1 May 14, 2016

gellin like a felon

are you gellin like a felon?

cause i sure am

by Dr Scholls August 10, 2003

felony flier

a flip flop issued to people in jail for shower shoes.

She had nothing but her felony fliers to walk in.

by Mercedes Dc May 26, 2008

felongti

A word used in a song by The Jones Revival. It means a place where they hang people!

I discovered the felongti. There were dead things and feces everywhere!!!!

by Johnny Beckons June 23, 2006