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Khaki-Fever

1. A woman with the 'condition' of being ridiculously attracted (generally sexually) to a soldier in uniform.

2. A Woman who believes it is her patriotic duty to have promiscuous sex with men in uniform.
That Jenny-Lois sure seems to have those Marine get togethers at her place a lot. How Patriotic! Shes doing her civic duty.

Actually i think she just has Khaki-Fever.
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yellow fever

Sexual obsession felt by a non-asian (Usually white, usually male) towards asians of the opposite gender. Symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, halfhearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon video's.
And I should know.
Wow, have you seen that Yumi Hasagawa? she's so hot!

Calm down man, you've got a dose of yellow fever.
by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004
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kevin federline

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006
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Roger Federer

The lord of tennis, truly untouchable when in his best form.
by Pwnman February 17, 2009
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fever for the flava

to have a strong desire for pussy.

a song by hot action cop.
you got the power of the hootchie, i got the fever for the flava of the coochie.
by Brooke7241 May 28, 2007
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Fat Finger Fever

A condition first diagnosed in South Chicago Heights, Illinois to describe the freakishly baby arm like fingers of one Shawn McAllister.
Holy crap!! That guy has huge fingers. He must have Fat Finger Fever... Just like Shawn McAllister.
by Ron Gucwa II January 19, 2010
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Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012
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