To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

Piss fiddle

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.

TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.

by Mowtown June 6, 2018

Fish fiddle

When your talking a bunch of bullshit and I have figure it out.

Sounds like a bunch of fish fiddle to me

by Doughdibug November 22, 2019

Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy

You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle

by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

by lawlerskeetskeet July 15, 2006

guit-fiddle

A guitar. Pronounced (GIT-fiddle)

Wow man, you play a mean guit-fiddle!

by Awwstin April 25, 2006