easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!

by Spelling/Grammar Nazi Overlord June 22, 2011

epson

The name of my printer. Also, the name nospe spelled backwards.

"Hey, Epson- what's up?"

"You name backwards is 'nospe.'"

by douuuuuuuuud January 18, 2008

epsonality

Epsonality is a made-up advertising word coined by Epson of America – a company that makes inkjet printers and various other imaging periphery. According to them, Epsonality describes a unique variety of creativity that lives inside our brains. When you find the right Epson printer to satisfy your inner printing needs, only then can you truly express your Epsonality, and acheive your full printing potential.

Now that I've discovered my Epsonality, I feel like my life has a whole new sense of purpose. And that purpose is scrapbooking.

by mikeshane55 December 24, 2007

Eason

Eason is the cute guy everygirl likes he has amazing honey brown eyes and loves black girls and they love him

Damn girl he’s fine Eason can get it

by Anynomousgirlxx January 19, 2019

Edmonson County

It's a county in Kentucky... and that is honestly about it. Most significant even in the past 10 years? They put in a Subway.

Girl: I'm really bored!
Boy: Well it can't be as boring here as it is in Edmonson County.

by ^.^ >.> <.< ^.^ February 26, 2009

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

edonise

Edonise can be a male or female name. Edonise is a mysterious person full of energy and excitement, you'll defenitly have fun with her/him. Edonise has a sexy side that is specific to them and will always get what they want.

Edonise, i've been friends with you for a year and i know nothing about you!

by sachh January 28, 2018