Disney

A conspiracy.

A: My friend told me that there was a secret organization trying to take control of modern society.

B: Oh, you mean Disney?

by Conspiracy Cracker September 9, 2009

Disneyland

A place which costs a fortune to get into, yet your kids won’t acknowledge this and have autistic fits of rage until you end up succumbing to their wishes and take them there, all for what? Taking pictures with “Mickey Mouse”, riding a coaster that 99.9% of the time IS THEMED AROUND A MOUNTAIN, and having to drag your children all the way back home while they screech like an ape getting skinned alive.

Billy screamed like a goat being beaten to death when he saw Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, when in reality, it was just a man sweating to death that took a picture with him just so he could be paid minimum wage.

by (-AstroBad-) November 15, 2018

Disney Pop

Disney Pop is used to describe any musical act/artist to become popular due to the Disney Channel. This act of becoming popular is usually due to some show or movie.
Some examples of Disney Pop are Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, and High School Musical, just to name a few.

P.S.- This music is complete crap.

Guy 1- Hey, have you heard that new Jonas Brothers song?
Guy 2- Goodness, not that crappy Disney Pop? That stuff sucks!

by Zach Fergie May 26, 2008

Disney Relationship

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.

She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships

by bojzzle October 13, 2007

didley squat

absolutely nothing

My two lazy children have been up to didley squat all day long!

by retired hot momma August 16, 2009

Disney Monopoly

A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.

Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

Disney Channel

The go-to place for little rich girls who want to be famous, and in-the-closet pre-pubescent boys that are trying to convince people that they are straight. These children are usually featured in Children's TV Shows for about five years, and then have suddenly turned into either extreme sluts, or junkies (occasionally both!). About a year after that, these poor lost souls have had horrible publicity and/or suicidal thoughts. This is the ongoing cycle of the Disney Channel (a.k.a. the passageway to hell). The ending result is a 20-25 year old with fake hair, unhealthy weight, and ongoing hate from the social media and Shane Dawson.

Late 90's kid: I miss Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Demi Lovato. What happened to them?

21st Century Kid: Have you been living under a rock? Miley Cyrus has a horrible haircut and is married to Liam Hemsworth, The Jo-Bros are all broke and married with only one song out (Pom Poms) which is only about girl's asses, and Demi Lovato has been in rehab for cutting. Seriously, how could you have missed all of this?

Late 90's Kid: C'mon, all Disney Channel stars can't be THAT bad. What about Vanessa Hudgens?

21st Century Kid: Got kicked off of Disney Channel for posting naked pictures online, and had sex with James Franco in Spring Breakers.

Late 90's Kid: So I guess that the Disney Channel really IS just a workshop where good kids go bad and bratty kids are glorified.

by The One Who Knows All April 16, 2013