disasturbating

Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.

"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."

by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013

Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes

Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014

disastrabate

To masturbate to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as pornography.

Bret: hey did you see the news last night? That tsunami killed like 300 people.

Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015

Disaiah

The most athletic person you will meet smart rare unique nean nice/mean if you ever get a Disaiah hold onto it because it is rare nothing like it in the world the best friend you could ever wish for will stand up for you will protect fam and no matter what stick with you especially through the roughest times never let a Disaiahgo keep it close and be loyal to it forever

DISAIAH IS A GOAT

by Disaiah May 15, 2018

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

Disastour

disastour /dĭ-zăs:’tʊər/ noun. 1. A trip with visits to various places of destruction, natural disaster, or catastrophe for pleasure, or instruction. 2. A group organized for such a trip or for a shorter sightseeing excursion.

We went on a disastour to Chernobyl and saw the city that has been abandoned since the nuclear explosion in 1986.

by Disastourist April 20, 2019

disasterthief

A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster

So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."

by von groovy May 2, 2019