A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster
So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."
by von groovy May 03, 2019