Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

by DanMat6288 May 6, 2004

Dejected

Means
Being Depressed

Are you dejected because you got rejected?

by SakuraSaku October 11, 2007

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006

detective scrote

pimp ass detective in the shape of a ballsack

detective scrote was on family guy making fun of the show the shield

by boner joe July 21, 2006

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Detective Pikachu

A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.

"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"

by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019