it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what
by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009
Get the cumstipated mug.1. A CumSnort is an action that occurs while a woman is giving a guy a blow job and as the guy cums in the back of her throat, he says something hysterically funny and she snorts the the hot cum out of her nose like snot. Think of a reversed snarling dragon
2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.
2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.
I said the funniest shit to my girlfriend when she was giving me head and as I cum in her mouth she will CumSnort my shit back at me like a snot rocket.
I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck
I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck
by seersuckerfucker May 28, 2009
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by Joe Resse February 6, 2003
Get the cumsock mug.A cumslut is one who always has to get cum both inside her and on her... lots of it... all the time. And even when she is not in the midst of getting cum on her, she is thinking about the previous times or planning future times. It is an obsession, but I think a healthy obsession for a cumslut wife.
by GemmaPWM July 12, 2009
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Get the Cumster mug.A cave dwelling, pasty, chalky albino monkey. Allergic to the sun. Often tries to darken its skin and fatten its lips up.
Likes borrowing aspects of far superior cultures and integrating them into its own. Disproportionately high percentage of porn is practice by Cumskin females. It is possible that its skin is really not pasty white, its just the millennia's of sex of incest and prostitution which has resulted in the sperm crusting over its skin.
American variants have all these qualities but are often extremely overweight and sport mammoth tusk-like buck tooth's which they vigorously file down. likes to class itself as a "Caucasian" or the more extreme (but also hideously grotesque looking) ones like to classify itself as "Aryan or Aryan Supremacist). This variant also often likes to utilise IQ differences as a verbal weapon, however its own IQ usually numbers in the single digits.
The American Cumskin inbreeds. Years of this have caused many of these creatures to develop overbites, bulges, spindly legs and arms and more.
The diet of all cumskins solely consists of fatty foods such as burgers, fries, pies and sugar. Additionally, the American Cumskin also consumes deer, raccoon and rat meat along with sperm as a beverage. It labels this as "White Cuisine".
Likes borrowing aspects of far superior cultures and integrating them into its own. Disproportionately high percentage of porn is practice by Cumskin females. It is possible that its skin is really not pasty white, its just the millennia's of sex of incest and prostitution which has resulted in the sperm crusting over its skin.
American variants have all these qualities but are often extremely overweight and sport mammoth tusk-like buck tooth's which they vigorously file down. likes to class itself as a "Caucasian" or the more extreme (but also hideously grotesque looking) ones like to classify itself as "Aryan or Aryan Supremacist). This variant also often likes to utilise IQ differences as a verbal weapon, however its own IQ usually numbers in the single digits.
The American Cumskin inbreeds. Years of this have caused many of these creatures to develop overbites, bulges, spindly legs and arms and more.
The diet of all cumskins solely consists of fatty foods such as burgers, fries, pies and sugar. Additionally, the American Cumskin also consumes deer, raccoon and rat meat along with sperm as a beverage. It labels this as "White Cuisine".
Person 1: Hey, do you smell that disgusting smell of something burning?
Person 2: Yeah, that Cumskin over there is tanning.
Person 1: Oh! Doesn't that cave albino know that its defected, pasty skin is not built to withstand UV rays?
Person 2: It's the American Variant.....
Person 1: Ew!!! Say no more!!
Person 2: Yeah, that Cumskin over there is tanning.
Person 1: Oh! Doesn't that cave albino know that its defected, pasty skin is not built to withstand UV rays?
Person 2: It's the American Variant.....
Person 1: Ew!!! Say no more!!
by Baxbybbb March 31, 2019
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