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Cumsters 

A group of people that masturbate daily on group.
Alternatively, we call it a masturbation group
Joe : "David and his friends are cumsters"
Cumsters by CumMonster06 March 15, 2023
Words you can keep

Dumb Cumster 

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.
Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.
Dumb Cumster by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008
Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.
Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.
Cumster by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009

Cumstered 

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.
Cumstered by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015

Cumserser 

When your cum is served to another person on a plate
Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.
Cumserser by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022
Cum Dumster: being a cheap, and dirty cum waste receptacle. Where no one pulls out.
That whole group of friends are nothing but a bunch of ratchet ass CUMSTERS.
Cumster by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

cumster diving 

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
cumster diving by levatuldo December 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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