crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

catching l's

A girl who gets eiffel towered. Eiffel Tower, when two men have sex with one girl at the same time, with her in a doggystyle position, and one guy is getting oral sex, or troat, and the other is having sex with her vaginally. The men then high five eachother with both hands high above their heads and that forms the eiffel tower shape. The girl is catching l's, or each guy having sex with her.

'Guy 1' : Dog, have u herd whatsgood with that beezy Lauren?
'Guy 2' : I mean I kno shes a slut but nothing else.
'Guy 1' : I heard that she was catching l's last weekend.
'Guy 2' : Damn, we shulda tried to hop on that eiffel tower tho.

by Bobby Coles June 16, 2010

Cotchins

Greeting, as in "Hello"

Cotchins!
(a way of greeting someone in a gleeful way)

by TheDufster March 15, 2005

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

Catching Flies

Term for a state of inebriation (Drunk as Fuck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. A.k.a. The Bain.

Example: Well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.

by CanadainSamsquanch August 11, 2011