conascending

singing praise for another person to the extent of seeming patronizing or ingenuine, often by putting oneself down

"You really are one hell of an artist, someone call the Louvre! I can't even draw a stick figure."
Conascending comments can be difficult for the receiver to respond to, especially when the other person diminishes their own abilities.

by iz12zie May 26, 2023

Congarted

fat annoying parents who are sheep and let themselves go

"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"

by golden piglet October 24, 2023

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

Congestipated

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025

Conga line of fuck

A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.

Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”

by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025

La Conga

A fantastic mexican resturant that is open 24/7. This particular location has been renamed to Rigaberto's Taco Shop on SE Mcloughlin Blvd Milwaukie, Oregon

A perfect location for a Dimrod.

-End of an hour and a half walk, tacos ordered from La Conga-
*Crunch on a taco; (orgasism in the mouth)*

by nguyeny-pants December 1, 2009

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015