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It's when Instead of getting a
blowjob
your
partner
shoots a snot
rocket
up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My
mom
has
cats
. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a
blow job
instant congestion!
instant congestion
by
deshoe
July 3, 2015
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