Classic Morritt

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

by megatarsal October 25, 2012

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Ian Classic

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

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Classic Rudy

When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.

"Did you hear john wrote an email to the council complaining about tier 2 lockdown, Classic Rudy."

by positively decent October 15, 2020

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A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.

For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.

by MrMatlock October 4, 2020

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Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

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