clart

Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.

Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)

by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006

clarky

1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to

2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them

1. Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year.

2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!

by fethi March 7, 2005

clart

French origin. Verb-abbreviation for clit fart; gas or air coming from near the clit.

Jane let a huge clart after she had fucked the entire football team.

by Ford LeCoq May 13, 2005

clarky

someone who is rediculously goofy. alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses

i knew this guy who broke my may watch with a bb gun. what a clarky douchebag.

by stella_artois January 27, 2005

Pussy Clart

When someone is too Much of a pussy that they back out just so you can't get credit for the kill.

This guy used husk hop, what a Pussy Clart

by JUZZYSACK96 September 10, 2022

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers

"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"

by 5010m0n July 6, 2012

clarky

one that's always suave

People notice he's always relaxed

by Clarky December 16, 2003