yellow clarinet

The mystical make art of taking a leak whilst receiving oral sex (noun)

Marcus: 'Hey Karl, you will never guess what, Steves had fifteen pints already and I just saw him out back being sucked off by Julie!!'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'

by Doodles33 February 28, 2017

caring

Sarcastically stating the one cares.

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'

by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014

Clabing

Clabing is a person who is bi-sexual, gay, or lesbian. they changed sexual orientation because they believe they can live their life happily as that orientation.

that man looks happy, maybe he's clabing.

by anuster July 15, 2011

throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.

every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten

by simonizer June 2, 2008

Claming

Claming, or Clamin' refers to someone gettting extremely high and gets sweaty palms, or "clammy hands" from smoking so much weed.

Dude im so high that im claming.

by katt1827 December 2, 2010

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007

clarinet

a torturing device when played by a retard

Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009