clam slapper

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

clam shot

Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.

I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.

by Larry Tiita September 12, 2009

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Burning Clam

A condition that many females who attend Burning Man come back home with. Not associated with the alkalai dust of the playa or dehydration, this STD is associated with the lack of good judgment rampant at the annual event.

Violet Blue's article at SFGate.com on the popularity of STD clinics in San Francisco the week after Burning Man is further evidence of the Burning Clam theory.

by Dentura Hogfloss December 23, 2007

Clam Snap

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging' during a metal breakdown. Since girls don't have a bag to dip they snap their clam. Originally marketed by the band Scarlet Canary

Man did you see that chick guitarist clam snap during that breakdown!

by Scarlet Canary February 10, 2012

bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007