Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

Big Ole Chimp Dump by Slimslope May 18, 2006

go chimp 

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.

Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.

go chimp by Kuahmel December 10, 2009

bitty chimp 

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.

Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.

bitty chimp by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009

flip the chimp 

Flipping someone off.

How to flip the chimp:
1. Hold right hand out, palm facing toward your body. The hand should be parallel to that whom you are flipping off.
2. Lower and curl your thumb, index, ring, and pinky finger in unison. The middle finger will stay erect unless stated otherwise.
3. Make an exaggerated facial expression somewhere between anger, disgust, and confusion (as to why someone would flagrantly disregard your awesome).
4. Congratulations! You have successfully flipped the chimp.

"This guy cut me off while I exited the freeway. I totally flipped him the chimp."

"Ever played Mario Party 8? God, sometimes I feel like flipping it the chimp!"

"Ever played that game Flip the Chimp in Mario Party 8? It's awesome!"

flip the chimp by Crbls April 3, 2009

Little Chimp 

Little Chimp is an alcoholic drink based on a mixture of vodka, red wine, tequila, gin, rum and whisky.

That little chimp drink was so bitter!

Little Chimp by budgetgod June 30, 2017

stoop chimp

Another word for porch monkey

Look at all these stoop chimps

stoop chimp by 10yearniggas March 12, 2019

Gomp Chimp 

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.

"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."

Gomp Chimp by JamminSalmon May 1, 2021