child marriage

it is accepted in india. they think that children want to marry. its bad.

child: I DONT WANT TO MARRY
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage

by luprusz November 11, 2016

Pure child

Some one who knows nothing about sex nor slang that comes with it. Its not used with a bad meening

A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child

by Camonday February 20, 2018

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 17, 2021

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

child-friendly

Something this website is not.

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar

by 2020isnotacoolplace October 4, 2020

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 2, 2020