Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.

Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

by BuddhistMonk2 September 3, 2012

Steady Chillin

Just Chillin out for awhile, especially when your high

friend: What you up to man?
dude: Not much just got done smokin and we are steady chillin

by Yea325235 June 5, 2011

Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014

Wekian Challenge

Wekian Challenge is the term used for a person who masturbates a woman through her full backing underwear. Comes from the northeast and is often done at a sorority during rush week.

I completed the Wekian Challenge the other night on Tiffany, I finger banged her right through her undies.

by Tony Highland July 6, 2016

Residentially challenged

A homeless person or the condition of being homeless. The politically correct and kinder way to refer to a person without a permanent residence of their own.

That cat Mike who used to be in the hood, i heard he's become residentially challenged.

by residentiallychallenged February 15, 2018

Tempe Challenge

Hitting the cigar and vape at the same time in Tempe.

Homie just hit the Tempe Challenge down the block and came back destroyed, looney. Tempe challenge got me tripping.

by Jabadoh October 10, 2023