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charlotte bowyer

a very very sexy girl with gorjuss beautiful blue eyes and a pretty smile and wouldn't ask for anyone better. but she can be a thrush.
by jack56555 December 26, 2010
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Bowserism

A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.

1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.

2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.

3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.

4) Every man has sinned.

5) There are two paths from which to choose.

6) There is always time to change paths.

7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.

8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.

9) Do not lie.

10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.

11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.

12) Forgive others their errors.

13) Two wrongs do not make a right.

14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
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bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!
by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006
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bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
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Bower out

To shamelessly pull out of an event in which you have a vested interest and/or are expected to attend by a large number of people. This is usually done at the last minute with a lame ass excuse. Similar to bowing out but more extreme, considered extremely small time.
Dude 1: I was really looking forward to this ski trip, but where the hell is Dude 2?
Dude 3: O ye, after bigging himself up for it all this time he bower out (bowered out)
by sellotaperoll March 17, 2011
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boozerbating

I was boozerbating while watching HIMYM last night.
by umichbananna May 30, 2013
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boozergy

The boost of energy you get after indulging in some tasty alcoholic beverages
"I'm too tired to go out tonight, but I'm sure I'll get some boozergy after a few shots!"
by Jesssaax November 26, 2014
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