Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004

Bobst

(verb) (BOE-bst) To commit suicide by jumping off the red building that is NYU's premier, state-of-the-art library. The building is red with the stains of BLOOD. On the other hand, Kimmel across the street does not have suicide ramps. It would be much easier to Bobst there.

Oh yay, I go to NYU and I'm emo. Therefore, I hate my life. Let me go Bobst myself!

"Someone died?"
"Yep, he Bobsted himself"

by J.K (just kidding) Y (but not really kidding) May 4, 2006

ego boost

sorry buddy, I don't just give those for free. tell you what, since i like you i'll give you a tip. search your name on urban dictionary, you're bound to find something to brighten your day. although if your name is becky, gunter, karen, chad or darel i wouldn't bother.

person 1: i'm sad
person 2: search your name for an ego boost

by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020

Borsty

An insult to someone (usually a male) who thinks very highly of himself. Most likely, a Borsty makes music very similar to Justin Bieber with a vague twist of punk rock. A Borsty is highly spoiled and will usually gloat about his successions in music and almost everything else. In some cases, if angered enough, a Borsty will threaten Gingers and small Indie kids

That Borsty's new song really shows how highly he thinks of himself

by bigcockface1234 August 9, 2010

Boisting

1. Generally used to describe the weather. Very hot
2. Over heated.
3. Sexual frustration.
4. When commenting on a person. Very attractive

Derived from 'Boiling' and 'Roasting'

1. "Damn its' boistin' today!"
2. "I am boisting over here."
3. "I haven't had sex in weeks, I'm boisting!"
4. "She is BOISTING!"

by Lara Lorelei May 31, 2007

Boost it on dat hoe

Boost it on dat hoe means to get crunk on somebody.

Gon Boost it on dat hoe Shawty!!!

by JosipOnDeck January 13, 2008