book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

Books

Cool, Dope, Evan Berry

Yo, that shit is books

by hoodedliability November 4, 2008

Books

Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze

All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job

by Jimmy November 14, 2004

book

Something most people don't read

loololool who actually reads books? olololol

by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009

book

new word for cool
as coined by me

"hey check out my new shoes"
"dang them shits is book

by kevin "k-bone" December 25, 2009

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015

Book

A hard or soft covered rectangular shaped object that holds many words, sometimes about a fictional story or maybe about real life occasions. Not often read anymore, due to the internet.

Man, you still read books?
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.

by ImDunWithLife December 27, 2016