"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 03, 2004
All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job
by Jimmy November 15, 2004
Something most people don't read
by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009
"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.
by SauronsOptometrist October 19, 2015
by kevin "k-bone" December 26, 2009
When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary
by ecstatic_editor June 29, 2012