"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
Get the bookmug. 
All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job
by Jimmy November 14, 2004
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Get the bookmug. When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary
by ecstatic_editor July 1, 2012
Get the bookmug. "Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.
by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015
Get the Bookingmug. A hard or soft covered rectangular shaped object that holds many words, sometimes about a fictional story or maybe about real life occasions. Not often read anymore, due to the internet.
Man, you still read books?
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.
by ImDunWithLife December 27, 2016
Get the Bookmug.