a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

a bert by Fudgie October 30, 2003

dirty bert

after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.

ernie gave burt a 'dirty bert.'

dirty bert by heman July 1, 2006

Q-Bert 

a cool classic video game from the early 80s where you maneuver the joystick to place the little orange monster Q-Bert on a pyramid of pads, changing their color. The goal is to land on all the pads on the pyramid to change all the colors. Then you commence to do the same thing at the next level (the next pyramid). Q-Bert must avoid bouncing critters (like snakes), if he's hit by one he cusses (a talk balloon filled with "swear word symbols" like "@#$*!" appears). If you're not careful with the joystick, Q-Bert could jump off the pyramid edge by accident.

I first played Q-Bert while I was at a bash with some friends at a Godfather's Pizza joint. Their motto is "Pizza you can't refuse". Q-Bert is a thrill to play even today.

Q-Bert by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 15, 2008

Q*bert

A orange, furry, ovoid creature who bounces on floating cubes to change their colors. A small variety of monsters, led by Coily the snake, attempts to stop this by bouncing into Q*bert. If they do so, Q*bert swears violently.

Q*bert by Anonymous June 19, 2003

hurting bert 

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

hurting bert by Brewer May 2, 2005

Jew-Bert 

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.

I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!

Jew-Bert by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009

Wee bert 

A wee junkie that smokes council pollen

Aww mate ur a wee bert

Wee bert by Mcgrory December 6, 2020