Jew-Bert 

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.

I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!

Jew-Bert by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009

Jewbert 

A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).

boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!

Jewbert by T-Hug January 14, 2013

Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.

Daniel is going through jewberty!

Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011

Jewbert 

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006

Jewbert 

A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.

I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.

Jewbert by Gentleman John December 26, 2008

Jewbert 

A homie or a friend group relating to lil uzi verts fans that are also Jews

-LNG. Aka Dixie dewdrop

Me and the Jewberts getting together tonight for a banger

Jewbert by Dixie dewdrop February 3, 2021

Jewbert 

A sexy Jewish man who is often a freshman in highschool. He has big bicepts and he has a penis that is at least 7 inches long. Often, he gets the most ass in the whole high school even though it seems completely impossible. Don't doubt the Jew.

What happened to that senior Erica, she is walking funny today. Jewbert happened.

Jewbert by hotblonde1234 October 22, 2010