finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

Message board

A Message board is a rag-tag collection of pretentious douchebags. Any type of social reject will be found on an message board. For instance,
1. Nerdy Crybabies.
2. Internet Tough-guys.
3. Racists.
4. Passive-Aggressive Assholes.
5. Aggressive Assholes.
6. Tools/Try-Hards.
7. Perverts.
8. Misogynists.
9. Dorks.
10. Basically anyone who the world is a better place without.

Any kind of normal person will eventually be driven away by the circle-jerk of a clusterfuck of nerds stroking each others egos.

Types of people you will encounter on a Message board:
Nerd 1: Anyone who doesn't baby me through life is an asshole.
Nerd 2: I agree, the world is full of meanies!
Nerd 3: I'm a badass, I'm tougher than you! Everyone sucks except me!
Nerd 4: I'm 35 years old and I'm still afraid of the dark, can someone hold me?

by Clip June 11, 2006

Water Board

1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.

Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.

by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014

massage board

An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.

Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.

by Doghouse Riley December 25, 2007

Ouija board

A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.

The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

Undocked School Board

A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.

District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!

Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.

by Skypie November 22, 2011

Ass Board Bitch

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.

Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.

by DethbyNo February 7, 2010