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Math

Unfair torture used by teachers as "learning".
Gary: how did you do on the math test?
Jerry: failed even though I studied 12 hours last night

Gary: dang I just didn't try
by Squidfqg October 16, 2017
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Mathing

by Idc u thought u ate that December 13, 2021
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Math

The worst school subject existing in the Earth phase. It was made for nothing.
Teachers say it serves a lot in the future but that in the future will kill you with headaches.
Teacher: You have to study for the math test!
Student: For what? I don't need math to live my life, i have a calculator on my phone.
by Who i am 1234 November 13, 2022
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MATH

M: mental, A: abuse, T: towards H: humans. This is what math is. (i told my math teacher this she thought it was funny)
"John can you please tell me what math is. Shure metal abuse towards humans
by BRUH.MP4 September 3, 2019
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Math

The very demise of humanity
29 students went to math class...Only 2 came back...But with extra homework.
by DebateMaster June 19, 2016
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Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.
Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*
by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021
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Maths

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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