Failmunch

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

by NaruandKane September 28, 2009

Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

Faildate

Term used to describe an unsuccessful first date.

"I went out with this guy last night. It was such a FAILDATE. All he could talk about was his cats."

by Slugaboo December 14, 2009

failbarrasting

fail + embarrasting = failbarrasting

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2 : Yup, that was real failbarrasting

by Fluffeecrazy December 27, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009