travel boner 

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

travel boner by power fm June 5, 2010

Loner Boner 

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

Loner Boner by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012

totally boner 

(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH

Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!

Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!

"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."

totally boner by Giuseppe and Louis October 2, 2007

Queer Boner 

A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual.

Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner.

Queer Boner by MikeyJJay September 8, 2005

Contact Boner 

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.

He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.

Contact Boner by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

grandpa boner by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Rusty Turn Boner 

When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."

Todd: Who was on the phone?

Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...

Todd: Oh my God, what for?

Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.

Rusty Turn Boner by Marshall Branch February 23, 2011