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When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."
Todd: Who was on the phone?

Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...

Todd: Oh my God, what for?

Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.
by Marshall Branch February 04, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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