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snatch twat 

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"
snatch twat by GDub20 May 14, 2007
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Bong twat 

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.
Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.
Bong twat by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007
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buzz twat 

a girl so horny she'll fuck anytthing with a dick
betty is such a buzz twat she'll do anyone
buzz twat by phillip sumner December 21, 2008

crater twat 

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
crater twat by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010

Tweet-twat 

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.
Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.
Tweet-twat by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Jelly-Twat 

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Jelly-Twat by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.
Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.
tarantula twat by charlie st. March 9, 2011