smashed pangler 

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

smashed pangler by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato 

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

smashed potato by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Smashed 

1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk

1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"

Smashed by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017

Smashing blumpkin 

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

Smashing blumpkin by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

cunt-smashed 

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

cunt-smashed by AGB October 12, 2007

Fasho Smasho 

A girl (or guy) that you would with 100% certainty have sex with.

Sundi: I didn't get a look, was she hot?
Reesh: Fasho smasho.

Fasho Smasho by SPARTANGLORY December 8, 2009

Pie Smashing 

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.

OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing

Pie Smashing by caseone March 23, 2011