Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)

‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’

by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023

god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

by Not Akai September 1, 2017

God Van

The greatest group of people ever!

The God Van is rolling through

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019

Hockey god

A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day

Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”

by Faith thumper December 19, 2018

Super God

God's older brother. He's like God, only angrier.

Me: I just got my ass smite by Super God.
Guy: Damn man.

by Zee IsTheLastLetter December 28, 2018

Techno God

Charismatic, humble, and genuine human who not only listens to the very appealing devil music under the name of “Techno,” but also performs a traditional dance at shows and festivals called “shuffling” which is breathtaking to see with the naked eye. Be sure to wear protection in all of its forms because Techno God is one amazing sight to witness.

Did you see Techno God at the Underground stage?? His dancing made me want to sacrifice a baby goat.

by technoluvr July 19, 2018