goatwaite 

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities

Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !

goatwaite by mikewoz July 12, 2021

Goatkuna 

The absolute goat from JJK holds back against Fraudjo and then claps back smoking Fraudjo's pack and making him his biggest meat rider

Goatkuna: I was holding back lmao
Fraudjo: Yes your so powerful daddy Goatkuna

Goatkuna by Cooliofooliou October 2, 2023

goatfuck 

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

goatfuck by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

totes ma goats 

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

totes ma goats by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

goatse.cx 

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

goatse.cx by Joy December 19, 2003

goatse man 

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

goatse man by shoelace November 22, 2003

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006