Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 8, 2023

Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce bane October 24, 2023

Chindle Wagon

A quick, informal and short chat between two mates.

Hey mate, do you have time for a quick chindle wagon about last night?

by Kenbagger December 21, 2023

Chili Wagon

When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.

Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.

by MAdub January 1, 2024

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024

War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.

Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!

by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024

Dell'Wayne

a short ass Muscular guy and a black. He is gay and likes to suck dick and wants to get fucked. He sometimes get rizzy and is mostly a dread head. Chance of him falling NNN IS VERY HIGH

Hey Dell'wayne you wanna fuck?

YES LETS DO IT

by sexybabyguy November 20, 2023