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The Joke Police 

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
The Joke Police by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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The Jovic Effect 

One's sudden need to self-destruct after an authoritarian figure acts/says things that are plain ignorant, stupid or infuriating.
Gerald: Dude, what's up? Why do you look so sad?
Geraldine: She's back at it again. I'm just feeling the full effects of The Jovic Effect now :(
The Jovic Effect by Ezriiii November 21, 2020
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The Jungle 

513, Cincinnati. Home of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Paul Brown Stadium is nicknamed "The Jungle," an allusion to not only the namesake Bengal tiger's natural habitat but also the Guns N' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle" which is the unofficial anthem for the team.
I'm from the Jungle.
The Jungle by Herbmaned November 21, 2020

The Jamal 

When you pull up on a white girl and rip her purse off and start fucking it right there and she’s screaming and you slap her with your 15” shlong right in the face
Jamal: Give me that
Girl: hey stop the
Jamal: take this fat shlong
Girl: hey The Jamal isn’t a bad thing to take
The Jamal by BigSmexy December 15, 2020

the jigg is up 

when the jiggin, the koonin, the sheer shuckery has come to an end!
“look around u... do u see that? finally, the jigg is up!”
the jigg is up by sretaw, trebor December 19, 2020

The Jax And Sandy Show 

I will sub to The Jax And Sandy Show

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
The Joystick by President Clinton I January 26, 2021