3 definitions by Longbeer Feet

A nickname close friends give each other in greeting from the heart, telling others that they are extremely close
"Hey did you hear David and Liam call each other Floaby earlier?"
"Yeah I never realised they were that close!"
by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020
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An erection caused by fear or a scare. Most popular as a fetish involving those who like to watch horror films and get turned on by them.
"Lee's away to see the new Conjuring movie, he's obsessed with fearections"
by Longbeer Feet January 16, 2020
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A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020
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