smashing 

When you guy going hella fast or be out on those chargers(police). Mostly used in the bay area.

That one white 5.0 in East Palo Alto was smashing on the pigs yesterday.

smashing by heeey May 13, 2008

Smashing eggs 

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

Smashing eggs by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing 

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

Smashing by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing 

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

castle smashing by daBoss April 29, 2014

Granny Smasher 

A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.

Chris likes his women old.

Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.

Granny Smasher by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016

wisconsin tooth smasher 

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

wisconsin tooth smasher by n8t-n February 20, 2011

Sasha 

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute..... It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

"Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Sasha by TabbyBro May 5, 2020