Sack of Wank 

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

Sack of Wank by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009

The Lifetime Wank Award 

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

The Lifetime Wank Award by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010

volcan mind wank 

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

volcan mind wank by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

son of a wank stain 

Knobheads on call of duty ghosts

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain

son of a wank stain by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014

can't-wank-erous 

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

can't-wank-erous by ladydady December 16, 2015

the master wank 

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

the master wank by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016

moroccan bum wank 

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

moroccan bum wank by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017