Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.

Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.

by xblackhawkytx July 1, 2021

Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 18, 2021

Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.

Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”

by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021

Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021