cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

cooch potato by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011

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hot potato wasp slide

sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.

George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!

hot potato wasp slide by weedhead11111111111111111 May 10, 2018

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fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

fuck potato by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

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small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

small potato by Butterflytes November 6, 2011

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emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

emo potato by barbarawcheung July 27, 2008

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sweet potato

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.

looks just like one big sweet potato

sweet potato by chinkEdork November 19, 2007

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Baked Potato

The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.

...............................Baked Potato...................................

Baked Potato by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010

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